[Intro]

DJ WHAT -

WHAT - LOOT

Ayy…

Why it look like that?

Don’t ask questions.

Grab it.

[Chorus]

Lootin’ the goop

What is it? Who knows

Lootin’ the goop

Sticky on my clothes

Lootin’ the goop

Bag it, don’t spill

If it glow in the dark

Yeah, you know that’s a steal

Lootin’ the goop

No thoughts, just loot

Lootin’ the goop

Found it by the chute

Lootin’ the goop

IRS don’t look

If it oozin’ and sloshin’

Yeah I’m takin’ the goop

[Verse]

Found a chest in the alley,

Why it breathing back?

Label ripped off,

Smell like science lab

Could be toxic waste,

Could be alien soup

Either way I’m rich

If I flip this goop

No gloves, bad idea,

Still reached in

Brain say “stop,”

Hand said “bet then”

Slime in the bag,

Now the bag movin’ too

If it start talkin’

I’m still lootin’ the goop

[Chorus]

Lootin’ the goop

Risk it all for loot

Lootin’ the goop

What it do? Who knew?

Lootin’ the goop

Drippin’ down my boot

If it ain’t nailed down

Then I’m lootin’ the goop

[Bridge]

(Don’t touch that…)

(Why it warm?)

(Why it whisperin’?)

(…take it anyway.)

[Verse 2]

Inventory full,

Still makin’ room

Dropped common sense

For a vial of goon

NPC yellin’ “sir!”

I’m already gone

Green trail behind me

Like a cartoon run

If it illegal,

I don’t read the tag

If it jiggle when I walk,

That’s a feature, not bad

They ask “what’s in the bag?”

I say “none of your biz”

If it glow when it shake

That’s a certified W

[Final Chorus]

Lootin’ the goop

Legendary drop

Lootin’ the goop

Never gonna stop

Lootin’ the goop

If it oozed, I scooped

Morals? Nah-

I’m LOOTIN’ THE GOOP

[Outro]

Do not loot unidentified goop.

Unless… it look expensive.

LOOTING THE GOOP